Based on the 90’s cult classic film, Cruel Intentions the musical is filled with toe-tapping 90’s bangers. It should be a show that leaves you feeling good, a little nostalgic and energized. However, in this instance, it falls flat.

The problems begin with the book which does not translate seamlessly from stage to screen. What should be punchy and funny classic one-liners feels awkward and stilted. Not helped by most of the cast who seem to be merely going through the motions – their energy is lackluster, and the vocals are weak. In addition to the sub-par singing the sound mixing is hit and miss.

The band often drowns out the vocals and whilst most of the audience probably know the lyrics to the classic songs that pepper the soundtrack it does affect the narrative and drive of the show.

The design for the show works – a bare stage, with marble flooring and stone walls that emulate the decadence and opulence in which the shallow characters live. The lighting is dramatic and full of flair. The simple changing of the sets is well executed.The production elements all work and yet the show does not sing.

Will Callan is a perfectly passable Sebastian Valmont. He plays the shallow, sex-driven, spoilt teen well however his arc doesn’t quite ring true and therefore his death is not the moving moment it perhaps could be. He lacks chemistry with Abbie Budden as Annette Hargrove – whose vocals don’t quite match his in prowess and is not as likeable and innocent as she needs to be for the role.

Nic Myers is a 2D Kathryn Merteuil and her “soliloquy” as the 11 o’clock number does not hit home. Lucy Carter is a fine Cecile Caldwell – she garners some laughs but has a relatively easy job as her role is the most fleshed out in the show. The shows highlight is the chemistry and playfulness between Luke Connor Hall as Blaine Tuttle and Joe Simmons as Greg McConnell. They understand the brief. They don’t take themselves too seriously. They are funny and committed.

Cruel Intentions might be a draw for the fans of the film, but it doesn’t have quite the same prowess. It’s unfortunate as the songs are brilliant – if only the rest of the show was as excellent.

For more information about Cruel Intentions and future productions at New Wimbledon Theatre please visit the link below.

https://www.atgtickets.com/venues/new-wimbledon-theatre/

Review by Olivia Ruggiero.

Two Stars.